Do you know "YD"?
"Going out in a Yukata"
Yukata de Date?
Yukaka de Date?
"I love BBQ"
Yakiniku Daisuki?
Wrong!
I can only do what I truly Yearn to Do... That's me, Junichiro Kagami!
Help! Pervert!
Um... This is all over the internet.
"Molester teacher!" "For real!?"
Mr. Kagami! You can't quit!
Mr. Kagami, I...
Don't think you can get through life in society by following stupid rules!
Sharpen your own weapon!
Make reality accept your rules!
If you can do that, the future is yours!
I am Koyomi Hiiragi, chairperson of Hiiragi Academy.
I'm here to recruit you,
Mr. Junichiro Kagami.
Recruit me...?
Indeed!
I have been hearing about your achievements at East Shinmei High.
I also heard that, for some reason,
you are getting fired from this school.
I thought this was the perfect opportunity
to pay you a visit, so here I am.
Uhh...
I know what's on your mind right now.
"I wonder why such a beautiful young woman is chairperson of a school?"
That's not what I'm thinking!
That's because I'm not just a beautiful girl.
I'm loaded with options, like being the granddaughter of the previous chairperson.
"Options"?
But why would you recruit someone like me?
This day and age, you can find elite teachers anywhere.
That one article I wrote was from five years ago, too.
You underestimate me.
An article in Nayture is nothing.
I wouldn't recruit you for that.
Mr. Kagami, I intend to transform Japan.
In order to allow this nation to continue to exist,
our school will spread seeds for the future through education.
The nation will adopt a new value based on neither economics nor industries.
My vision is simple--
Amusing Country, Japan!
I recruit you because you are amusing.
Mr. Junichiro Kagami, please consider my generous offer.
I will visit you at your house tomorrow morning.
I will hear your response then.
Farewell.
Amusing Country?
"Ultimate Otaku Teacher #03 | Search"
"Chase in Akihabara"
You were recruited?!
Hiiragi Academy?! That's my school!
I thought your school was called Icho.
My school is a division of Hiiragi.
So wait, this Hiiragi Academy is a big deal then?
Um...
What's wrong? You look like a girl whose parents found her Boys' Love manga.
Shut up! That analogy is crazy!
Icho Academy is open to regular students,
but Hiiragi is only for students with special skills.
All of the students at Hiiragi are mysterious and dangerous.
That's why Icho students don't even go near the Hiiragi building.
I heard some students got lost, ended up in Hiiragi,
and were never seen again.
Sounds more like a zombie-infested mansion.
They have great teachers too,
but the students are still too much for them.
One time, they got a Nobel prize winner to come teach,
but he didn't last three days.
I see.
I guess Options wasn't lying.
"Options"?
Hmm...
That's good though.
You don't have to be unemployed again.
I'm so relieved.
I've already made my decision on that.
I have decided, as chairperson.
Do you understand?
Let's see... What to do...
Crap! I have to get moving!
I'm so sorry!
I can't find him anywhere in the house!
He should know this is a big day...
I'll find him and bring him back!
Gosh, what is big bro thinking?!
This is such a great offer!
There is no need for that.
Whatever he is thinking,
we only need to visit him and ask.
Umm... Miss Chairperson...?
Shall we?
I heard she was rich,
but I didn't know she was this crazy rich...
Um, where are we headed?
Where are we going?
We are tracking Mr. Kagami down.
The first report should be coming soon.
Miss Koyomi, I have Tango 2 on the line.
This is Tango 2, Yokoyama!
Our satellites have located the target!
S-Satellites?!
The target is headed towards Akihabara.
Good work. Commence Operation, Crimson Flower immediately.
Setup HQ in Chuo Street, Akihabara.
All units, please make sure to cause no trouble to the civilians in the area.
Um, are you sure you need to go this far?
Miss Suzune, right?
Please do not worry.
We will find Mr. Kagami right away.
Akihabara... An amusing place to escape to, Mr. Kagami.
This way, please.
Please wait...
We can just catch him on the phone.
Hello, sister! What's up?
Big bro, where are you?!
Why is it so loud on your side?
What are you doing?! Get back here!
The chairperson is here to see you!
Huh? I think you have it all wrong.
She did try to recruit me,
but I never said I accept the offer.
You know, I'm YD.
I'd rather lock myself in the house.
It suits my nature, so to speak.
So yeah, forgive me, sister.
I have something to do, much more important than teaching.
Later!
Big bro!
It seems your negotiation has failed.
I'm so sorry!
I will bring him in; I promise!
Oh, can you wait a moment?
Huh?
Here.
Call this number if something happens.
It's a direct line to me.
Thank you! I'm off.
She certainly does care about her brother.
I shall use my own means, then.
Here I come, Mr. Kagami.
This is Yankee 1, Suwa. In position.
This is Tango 2, Yokoyama. In position.
This is Alpha 1, Iwata. In position.
Squads in place and awaiting orders!
Begin Operation White Flower Bud!
All units, begin Operation White Flower Bud!
Confirm target.
Name, Junichiro Kagami.
Height, 175 centimeters.
Wears eyeglasses, brown hair.
Wears a lab coat over a pink parka.
Currently in Akihabara.
All units, report immediately upon sighting.
I repeat, all units...
Engineering, track down mobile phone location information.
Double-check security camera feeds.
Report as necessary.
Akihabara is known as the Electronic Town.
Its security is assured through numerous surveillance cameras.
Given our connections with the police,
getting feeds from cameras and satellites is easy.
In addition, this area is completely locked down.
We can catch an ant trying to get out if we wanted to.
I have employed approximately 200 agents for you.
Let's see if I, Koyomi Hiiragi, will win,
or if your abilities will overcome my resources.
Show me what you can do, Mr. Kagami.
This is Oscar 1, Azuma.
I have visual on Junichiro Kagami.
Target is moving from area D3 to D6.
I'm on the trail.
Awaiting instructions.
This is Tango 3, Mizogami.
Target is in front of Anumate.
He has entered the building.
Shall we arrest him?
Let him wander for a little longer.
Follow him into the shop.
This is Whiskey 1, Maekawa!
Target is leaving the building!
This is Oscar 1, Azuma!
I'm sorry, we have lost the target in area D6!
I'm sorry.
It seems the target knows the area better.
As expected.
It would have been too easy and not amusing otherwise.
We lost his mobile signal.
He seems to have turned his phone off.
All units, converge at last known location, area D6.
Search everywhere!
There he is!
Whoa! What the...
What's going on?
Did you see this guy?
Oh, Mr. Kagami?
He was here just now.
Dang, just missed him...
This is Yankee 1, Suwa.
I have visual on possible target inside Oroden.
Surveillance camera cannot see his face.
Confirm identity of target.
That's not him!
This is Yankee 2, Yonekura in area E4! We have visual on target!
Can you come with us?
Sorry, I'm busy.
In that case...
Huh?
Target has run off!
This is Yankee 2, Yonekura!
I'm sorry, we have come into contact with the target in area D6!
What shall we do?
I think we can no longer maintain a "follow only" operation.
I recommend we allow the agents to arrest the target.
I'm busy!
My schedule is packed to the minute.
I don't have time for you guys!
Welcome home, master!
Who are those guys?
Hm? Options is in Akiba.
Could it be...
In that case, I shouldn't be pulling punches!
This is Yankee 3, Kikukawa.
I have visual on target, area A4.
Can you positively confirm that you have visual?
Please double-check.
What does that mean?
We are getting multiple reports of sightings from agents in multiple areas.
This is Tango 3, Mizogami.
I have visual on target, area D2.
This is Tango 1, Yoshioka.
I have visual on target, area F1. He's in F1!
I am impressed, Mr. Kagami.
Where is he?
He should be needing his french fry resupply soon...
I guess I struck out.
Wait... Is that?
Engineering, how is the facial recognition system?
The cameras feeds are being replaced by fakes!
What?
I don't have details yet, but...
We're getting hacked!
Trying to best me in Akihabara was a real bad move. Sorry!
Oh, just in time too.
He's getting past our firewalls!
Systems shutting... down.
Absolute defeat.
You really are as good as I hoped, Mr. Kagami.
"Magical Cannon Girl Bura-Kura" "Voice Actor Autograph Event"
"Magical Cannon Girl Bura-Kura" "To Mr. Junichiro Kagami, by Sergeant Saunders"
I finally got it!
A hand-signed autograph of Kanon Hanazawa, the voice of Sergeant Saunders!
Found you!
Mr. Kagami!
Let me out!
You can't literally bag me like this!
Miss Suzune, how did you find this place?
I used all of my resources to no avail.
I'm a little hurt.
I was checking the places big bro goes often.
I saw the sign for the autographing session.
I knew he'd come, Bura-Kura is his favorite show.
So he was running away to get this autograph.
Running away? What's wrong with that!
This is treasure for me!
You'd better take Bura-Kura seriously!
You're the one that needs take things seriously!
You just tried to throw a job offer away for that autograph!
Please, calm down, both of you.
So Mr. Kagami, have you considered our offer?
I decline!
Big bro!
I tried being a teacher for one month,
then I realized the problem!
Problem?
Spending my precious time for others!
It distances me from the number one spot in the anime blog rankings!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This creature is not fit for teaching!
I guess we are at an impasse.
Let's carry this bag to school!
Are you sure you really want this?
Actually, before I invite Mr. Kagami to Hiiragi Academy's main campus,
I am planning to have him teach at the Icho branch.
Icho? You mean my school?!
I told you!
My blog is more important to me!
Look, there it is.
Icho Academy.
"Icho Academy"
Greetings, chairperson.
And... Junichiro Kagami.
Whoa, what's with the hate?
Can you show Mr. Kagami around?
No!
Oh?
Of course not!
I worked so hard to find a good teacher for our school,
and you have to hire... this thing?
What's her issue?
She's the captain of the Kendo team,
chairperson of the student discipline board, and student council head...
Makina Momozono.
Does that give her the right to call me a "thing"?
She's the chairperson's right hand.
Her power and influence is unmatched.
I read the report. He's just a NEET!
I refuse to accept that he is a teacher.
But Makina, the teachers you chose are so boring.
Boring?! It shouldn't be about amusing and boring...
Good point! Student council head gets it.
I'm totally unfit to teach.
See how amusing he is?
He's just an unmotivated failure!
Ouch...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! Are you okay?
Hmm, have I seen this girl before?
Why are you still here?
Um, yes, uh, sorry!
What's wrong?
She got expelled from school, effective today.
She had a secret part-time job.
She thought we wouldn't find out.
Serves her right.
But still, expelled?
Private schools are tough.
What was she thinking? A despicable maid cafe, of all places...
Hey! What's the name?!
Um, I'm Kiriko Shikishima...
No! The name of your maid cafe!
Oh, it's "Heart on Heart," in Akihabara...
Hey, you there, Irregular Twin-Tails.
You can't expel her. Cancel that.
Huh?! You have no right!
Besides, what's "Irregular Twin-Tails"?!
I have every right!
Since...
From this moment, I am a teacher in this school.
You disrespect maid cafes.
You fail as student council head, Irregular Twin-Tails.
Wh-What are you talking about?!
Here's my first lecture...
I'll show you proper maid dignity.
"Next Episode | Search"
My name is Makina Momozono.
Not "Irregular Twin-Tails"!
Next episode, I am forced to work in a maid cafe for a day.
Um, moe moe... No! I can't say it!
Period Four, "Dignity of Maids."
Maid among maids? What does that even mean...?
Huh? The legendary Cutter Girl...?